Про Чака Норриса, again
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.